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06:54pm 27/05/2009
 
 
aimsha
Everything is perfect.  And when everything is perfect, it feels as though I'm going to break it.  I need to stop nit-picking....
mood: gloomy gloomy
 
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Bad Actresses and my inability to stop agreeing with John.  
08:27pm 11/07/2008
 
 
aimsha
I'm a big freaking pansy when it comes to horror movies....if Tara Reid is in it, I won't have a problem watching it in the slightest. She'll make it so bad that I will be entirely able to sit through it by myself without holding on to anyone....there is something infinitely wrong with that. So I shall re-post this in hopes that mayhaps we can keep the genre genuine to itself and not entirely Aimee-friendly. because while I may not be able to handle movies with chasers and knives.....doesn't mean I want them to be American Pie-ized.

oooh, Freddy is trying to lose his virginity on prom night to that guy from 'A Kid In King Arthur's Court'? BOOO!
Pretty soon Chucky (eulgh) is gonna want to try a kissing game with Punky Brewster....except Soleil Moon Frye is hott for a girl.....I'm getting off topic. This is obviously a horrible idea to promote this chick in anything. I'll sign any petition I can to keep her out of movies altogether.



Is there a similar petition for Julia Roberts? I hate her mouth. How about Kirsten 'I get worse in every movie I do' Dunst?







from Bloody-disgusting.com...

"A hardcore Tara Reid fan has started a petition for her to gain a role in Platinum Dunes' remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, a petition I find not only amusing but ridiculous. So I decided to take it upon myself and start my own petition, one that would keep the blonde party animal from stepping foot anywhere near my beloved Freddy Krueger! All you have to do is click here to sign my petition "STOP Tara Reid From Starring in A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake!" .



"


I know that internet petitions are pretty much a waste of time, but this is a cause worth taking the chance over. Please for the love of anything good in life please sign this. If you are a movie fan, sign it... if you are a horror movie fan, sign it... if you dont like drunk, drug using, talentless sluts please sign it... If you like me in ANY WAY please sign!!!!


http://www.PetitionOnline. com/kemp4040/petition.html
 
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Most of this is heartbreakingly accurate.  
09:27pm 23/03/2008
 
 
aimsha
Your Sun Sign: Leo Sun 15° Leo 37'
 

Element:
Fire
Key Planet:
Sun

The Lion is considered the king of the jungle, and likewise you Leos have an air of royalty about you. Some Leos even have hair resembling the thick mane of the Lion. But Lions are more than roar, for they are truly magnificent beasts. The Lioness proudly cares for the young, hunts and takes care of survival with relentless intent and ferocity, when needed. And proud are you Lions! Perhaps that's why you often choose work that puts you in the center of stage or in the spotlight of appreciation.

Motto: "What you see is what you get."
Greatest Strength: Your playful and loving nature
Possible Weakness: Need for approval can become too important


Your Moon Sign: Pisces Moon 26° Pisces 28'
 



The Moon in Pisces is like having an emotional antenna that picks up every radio station in the universe. Feelings flood in from all directions, sometimes filling you with delight, sometimes with panic. Learning that all you feel is not yours can be an enormous relief because it reduces the emotional load you have to carry. You are not responsible for everything that you feel. Yet this openness also makes you compassionate and imaginative, openly receptive to others and their needs. Knowing when to pull back, though, is essential to your well-being since you absorb so much of what's going on around you.

Motto: "I can feel your pain,"
Greatest Strength: Boundless empathy and imagination
Possible Weakness: Being overly sensitive


Your Rising Sign: Virgo Ascendant 8° Virgo 04'
 



Virgo Rising usually gives an individual a very careful approach to new people and situations. This is a modest and cautious sign, that can make you come across as a modest person. But Virgo is also a helpful sign, so you often enter situations with the goal of lending a hand. If you're in a leadership position, keep your eye on the big picture, rather than getting sidetracked with small tasks that others should handle. You might also be more critical about your appearance and your behavior than you need to be, but the little imperfections that can seem so big to you are probably not noticeable to others.

Motto: "I'm here to help."
Greatest Strength: Putting practical matters first
Possible Weakness: Downplaying your abilities


Your Chinese Sign: The Dog    
 


The DOG … THE DISQUIET DOG

Mantra: I am loyal to my destiny.

The Dog has a great feeling for justice and follows the rules of fair play. This deep moral sense also makes the Dog honest and loyal. Dogs are very intuitive but can tend toward pessimism -- and even see dangers where there aren't any. Anxious and short-tempered at times, they can also be magnetic leaders, enchanting and very generous. But don't question a Dog's belief in his or her destiny. And never, ever attack a Dog's children or home. If you do, watch all that usual doggie diplomacy disappear -- and run fast … or you'll be in for quite a scuffle.
 
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a little distraction can do wonders  
09:41pm 16/11/2007
 
 
aimsha

Aimsha1982 (9:05:18 PM): So I had the occasion to watch aliens vs. predator and most of Halloween this week

Aimsha1982 (9:05:25 PM): And you know what a pussy I am

Him (9:05:32 PM): wow.  Really?

Aimsha1982 (9:06:28 PM): it was okay, I think I can start integrating some more horror movies into my realm...except for child's play...that's my Everest.

Him (9:07:50 PM): lol

Aimsha1982 (9:08:08 PM): that movie scares me BIG TIME

Aimsha1982 (9:08:17 PM): or rather...those movies

Him(9:08:31 PM): meh

Him(9:08:40 PM): i watched those movies when i was your height

Aimsha1982 (9:08:40 PM): BOO!

Aimsha1982 (9:08:47 PM): another height joke.  I'm totally average there for ladies.  I just don't hang out with many girls so you can't tell I'm a usual height-standing in between you and Dan I'll always look tiny

Him(9:09:52 PM): see, now im more attracted to taller ladies, like 5-9 to 6'

Him(9:10:24 PM): actually she was 5-11 and made me look short

Aimsha1982 (9:10:47 PM): whaaaaaaaaaat?  you're not attracted to me!??!?!?  Boo!  What would your crazy ex girlfriend say?  after all she DID break up with you because we slept together

Aimsha1982 (9:11:19 PM): that and she preferred the lady bits

Him (9:11:48 PM): right

Aimsha1982 (9:11:54 PM): yes, you're miraculous...we were sleeping together that whole time I was a VIRGIN.

Him (9:12:31 PM): well she brought it up after we broke up

Aimsha1982 (9:12:40 PM): um...did you ever set her straight?

Him (9:12:50 PM): i think it was more a reason for her to rationalize cheating on me

Him(9:13:04 PM): no, i payed her what i owed her on my car and left

Aimsha1982 (9:13:19 PM): so she still thinks I ravaged you?!?!?

Aimsha1982 (9:13:23 PM): hahahahahahhahaha!

Him (9:13:55 PM): i dont know what she thinks, i honestly dont care

Aimsha1982 (9:14:07 PM): yes, but this is MY reputation we're talking about here!

Him (9:14:25 PM): you have a reputation?

Aimsha1982 (9:14:27 PM): I did

Aimsha1982 (9:14:30 PM): once

Aimsha1982 (9:14:50 PM): now I just have problems

Him (9:15:49 PM): word

 

 
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reservations, knock-outs and chivalry  
07:11pm 24/09/2007
 
 
aimsha

him: hi
aimsha1982: hi
him: so this weekend
aimsha1982: yeah
aimsha1982: you asking me out?
aimsha1982: lol
him: yeah
aimsha1982: smoooooth
him: lol
aimsha1982: hahahaha
him: no i need a wingman
him: go out to a bar
aimsha1982: I thought christine would be there?
him: yeah but shes a regular so shell be with all her regular friends
aimsha1982: how can I be a wingman? I'm a girl
aimsha1982: I can't take the ugly friend
him: you can still wingman
him: thats only one wingman move
him: just make me look less awkward
aimsha1982: I can stand beside you....but that would work against you
him: no it wouldnt
aimsha1982: because I'm a girl
aimsha1982: and they would assume you were already ...reserved.
him: but said reservation always causes added attraction
him: taken guys are hotter
him: girls want what they cant have
aimsha1982: lol, but they won't come over with me there
aimsha1982: and if they did....I'd punch them in the face
him: why?
aimsha1982: because they're disrespecting me
him: lol
aimsha1982: lol
aimsha1982: or what I would appear to be
him: protecting your fake dates non-existent Italian virginity
him: chivalry isn't dead, the women just got it with suffrage
 
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04:41pm 19/09/2007
 
 
aimsha
okay...life is strange.  I am now talking to on some level, every person I've ever been with on ANY level.  the Italian contacted me today.   creepy.
 
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The end of an Era  
12:32pm 07/09/2007
 
 
aimsha
Jimmy Fallon is getting married.  To a woman over FORTY!!!!!!!!!  Oh, Jimmy; I'm still young and firm...I'll marry you and have lots of good, Irish babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!









...........this is depressing.  all my loves are dropping like flies. 
 
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Boo boobs!  
11:20pm 05/09/2007
 
 
aimsha
so today at work I had a few meetings with my sup and my sup's sup.  and I noticed they kept looking at my chest.  Like, they couldn't stop.  the shirt I'm wearing isn't immodest...and I was struck a little strange at this.  I mean, if I notice that you're checking me out, you're being REALLY obvious about it.  So I go into the bathroom and this shirt, while covering everything, makes them look HUUUUGE.  needless to say, I most likely will not be wearing this shirt again.
 
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(no subject)  
04:53pm 27/08/2007
 
 
aimsha
So, parts of my body have been hurting a lot lately....not dirty parts, you creeps...like my back and my neck. So I finally buckled and   went to a chiropractor this morning.  after quite a bit of poking and prodding he said to me..."Well, I can help you a little bit, but it's a common problem for someone who danced for as long as you did and doesn't anymore."         





Damn.

Apparently, I'm TOO freaking flexible and my body cant support itself correctly.  I have to strength train to get it to a stable point.  He also said my job isn't helping. 



Oh stinkpot.  if I could I'd just be less flexible, it doesn't do anyone any good to be able to bend in these ungodly ways.
 
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Surnames to be proud of.  
10:40pm 20/08/2007
 
 
aimsha
I think that where you come from shapes who you are.  You always have the power to overcome your history or your inherited traits if you wish, but it's there.  It's a part of you.  Last names mean something.  they were originally given because of traits (either emotional, behavioral, or occupational) and then these families (sometimes known as clans) developed their surname.  they created a coat of arms to carry in battles to represent their families, they had mottos.  These things MEANT something.  And you know what?  Silly as you may think it is...they mean something to me still.  I have great pride in my family's roots.  I am half Grady (Irish) and half Sharp (origin is Scottish, but also Irish and English)  I know the coat of arms (though I can't draw them....rather, I can't draw ANYTHING) and I know the mottos.  And I love the mottos.  They inspire me and I would like to think they apply to me as well.  The Grady motto is 'Vulneratus Non Victus' which means 'Wounded but not Conquered' and the Sharp motto is 'Dum Spiro Spero'  translated to "While I breathe, I hope".

I come from two strong families and honestly, we're all survivors.  We seem to all fall into a lot of shit...and we're always okay.  I have a backbone that kicks in when I need it most-some people think it gets in my own way and makes me seem cold, but despite EVERYTHING, it saves me time and again.  Two strong families and I'm strong as well.  I'm proud and honored to be who I am.  and I'm proud and honored about where I came from (though we have our share of rascals and rogues to be sure in that family tree of ours).  I'm not entirely sure why I suddenly felt the need to create this post, it's a bit out-of-the-blue---but I wanted to, and I did.
mood: thankful thankful
 
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Madonna really does some good stuff....these lyrics are awesomely poignant  
01:54am 02/08/2007
 
 
aimsha
No, Really, think about it...I'm sure EVERYONE has felt this way at some point.




Take a bow, the night is over
This masquerade is getting older
Lights are low, the curtains down
There's no one here
[There's no one here, there's no one in the crowd]
Say your lines but do you feel them
Do you mean what you say when there's no one around [no one around]
Watching you, watching me, one lonely star
[One lonely star you don't know who you are]

Chorus:

I've always been in love with you [always with you]
I guess you've always known it's true [you know it's true]
You took my love for granted, why oh why
The show is over, say good-bye

Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye

Make them laugh, it comes so easy
When you get to the part
Where you're breaking my heart [breaking my heart]
Hide behind your smile, all the world loves a clown
[Just make 'em smile the whole world loves a clown]
Wish you well, I cannot stay
You deserve an award for the role that you played [role that you played]
No more masquerade, you're one lonely star
[One lonely star and you don't know who you are]

(chorus, repeat)

Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye

All the world is a stage [world is a stage]
And everyone has their part [has their part]
But how was I to know which way the story'd go
How was I to know you'd break
[You'd break, you'd break, you'd break]
You'd break my heart

I've always been in love with you
[I've always been in love with you]
Guess you've always known
You took my love for granted, why oh why
The show is over, say good-bye

(chorus)

Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye
Say good-bye



You think that I can't live without your love
You'll see,
You think I can't go on another day.
You think I have nothing
Without you by my side,
You'll see
Somehow, some way

You think that I can never laugh again
You'll see,
You think that you destroyed my faith in love.
You think after all you've done
I'll never find my way back home,
You'll see
Somehow, someday

Chorus:

All by myself
I don't need anyone at all
I know I'll survive
I know I'll stay alive,
All on my own
I don't need anyone this time
It will be mine
No one can take it from me
You'll see

You think that you are strong, but you are weak
You'll see,
It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat.
I have truth on my side,
You only have deceit
You'll see, somehow, someday

Chorus2:

All by myself
I don't need anyone at all
I know I'll survive
I know I'll stay alive,
I'll stand on my own
I won't need anyone this time
It will be mine
No one can take it from me
You'll see

You'll see, you'll see
You'll see, mmmm, mmmm
 
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Rules.  
10:08pm 16/06/2007
 
 
aimsha
Him: i still dont know where you're coming up with this shit
Him: lol
Aimsha1982 (9:16:55 PM): other girls
Aimsha1982 (9:16:59 PM): they're scary
Him: ahh i see
Him you want the real rules?
Aimsha1982 (9:17:44 PM): yes please
Him: always let a guy do you, even if you dont want to...becuase his feelings matter most
Aimsha1982 (9:17:55 PM): so I can be horrified some more
Him): rule two
Aimsha1982 (9:18:05 PM): lol
Him: always cook and clean
Him: and always keep your mouth shut, except, of course, when giving a bj
Him: there ya go
Him: ba dum ching
Aimsha1982 (9:18:57 PM): hmmm...no more?
Him): hmm
Aimsha1982 (9:19:10 PM): no, I like yours....well, some of them
Aimsha1982 (9:19:22 PM): please, continue
Him: maybe rule one for you, because you want to but you dont
Aimsha1982 (9:19:59 PM): huh?
Aimsha1982 (9:20:03 PM): I'm confused
Him: rule one..let somebody do you
Him: no thinking
Aimsha1982 (9:20:28 PM): uh huh
Aimsha1982 (9:20:39 PM): hmmm, that would be nice
Him): is this right? is it wrong? who cares  
Him: lol nah dont be like that
Aimsha1982 (9:21:08 PM): I do when I';m nine months pregnant and all by myself
Him: rule five- condoms always
Him: i gotta run for now
Aimsha1982 (9:22:26 PM): what';s 4?
Him): hmm, you can come up with 4
Him): ill talk to u later chief
Aimsha1982 (9:22:57 PM): kay
Him): buh-bye
 
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revelations of a dramatic sort. (Must remember)  
11:37am 14/06/2007
 
 
aimsha

Me (1:33:54 AM):I was a little more upfront and honest

Me (1:34:11 AM):about what I need to feel secure

Him (1:34:00 AM):yeah? what'd he say?

Me (1:34:18 AM):he made a joke but I think he got it at the end and it ended strangely but positively

Him(1:37:36 AM):when you say it ended you mean you and him? or just the conversation

Me (1:37:48 AM):the conversation

Me (1:38:19 AM):strangely, I feel like he and I are....better

Me (1:38:36 AM):after having that conversation

Him(1:38:35 AM):nothing wrong with improvement

Him(1:43:16 AM):but at least you guys are in a better place, no?

Me (1:43:30 AM):I'm not sure but hopefully

Me (1:47:48 AM):I guess the only thing I can do is separate him from Doug completely, and stop making him pay for Doug’s sinstreat him as someone newsomeone who hasn't hurt me

Me (1:48:49 AM):and maybe as someone who doesn't want to hurt me; who doesn't find joy in it, who was there for me when I went through the worst times in my life...and honestly helped me through it who never made me feel bad or guilty for talking things through and out

Him(1:50:31 AM):that makes alot of sense

Me (1:50:39 AM):and as a wicked dreamboat that I totally want to bang

Him(1:50:56 AM):give him a chance, but more importantly, give yourself a chance to be happy

Me (1:51:10 AM):who unfortunately doesn't ever give out complimentsbut never hurls insults

Me (1:51:41 AM):nothing means nothing from him

Me (1:51:50 AM):and everything meant nothing from Doug

Him(1:52:03 AM):yeah

Me (1:52:13 AM):it's going to be hard to not react the way I learned to from Doug

Him(1:52:18 AM):i just want to see you happy muffin

Me (1:52:25 AM):I want to be happy

Him(1:52:42 AM):that right there is a change for the better

Me (1:53:32 AM):what is?

Me (1:53:46 AM):I've realized something over the past few days

Me (1:54:16 AM):Doug lied, about everything. but most of all he lied about me and what I am and what I deserve, I'm not the greatest person, but I'm not a bad person, I try, and that's more than a lot of people and I really want the best for people

Me (1:55:16 AM):I'm worth more than just a fuck

Him(1:55:18 AM):hot damn

Him(1:55:27 AM):took you long enough to realize it

Me (1:55:36 AM):I'm funny and nice....and maybe too damned loyal for my own good! and I'm cute....there's nothing seriously wrong with me

Him(1:56:09 AM):jesus, could hug the hell out of you that you just said that

Him(1:56:25 AM):i'm glad you can see it

Me (1:56:53 AM):I have issues and could use some help, but I DO NOT deserve some of the things that have happened to me. but I can't let them drown me either

Him(1:57:48 AM):yeah

Him(1:57:58 AM):kiddo i'm so happy for you

Me (1:58:22 AM):he wanted to kill me with his words

Me (1:58:33 AM):he wanted to kill me with my own feelings

Him(1:58:35 AM):yes

Me (1:58:50 AM):and words are powerful, but they're JUST words. and feelings are important, but they're JUST feelings. the facts are different. I was there for him, trying to help him always, and he threw it away. and that's too bad

Me (2:00:13 AM):if he doesn't want to accept my help, then I can't force him to. I don't want it to be lopsided

Me (2:00:45 AM):that was lopsided

Me (2:02:16 AM):I want someone who maybe has a few issues but wants to work through them,

Me (2:04:18 AM):so anyway I think I'll be okay

Me (2:04:38 AM):sure I'll still cry when I see a commercial with babies

Him(2:04:58 AM):yeah

Him(2:05:12 AM):aimes, i'm just happy that you can admit to all that

Me (2:05:20 AM):yeah

Him(2:05:24 AM):kinda like a 12 step program but backwards

Me (2:05:34 AM):backwards?

Him(2:05:41 AM):the first step is admitting that you don't have a problem

Me (2:06:20 AM):lol

Him(2:06:22 AM):i'm just glad that you finally realize that you're not an horrible excuse for a human being who deserves to be shit on at every turn

mood: peaceful peaceful
 
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no,---prudes.  
01:28am 18/04/2007
 
 
aimsha
Him: seriously she may  be the hottest cop ever
Aimsha1982: that's only because I never pursued law enforcement
Him: nice
Him: :-)
Aimsha1982: have you ever gotten a boner by looking at a table leg?
Him: ROFL
Him: what??
Aimsha1982: because that' why they invented table cloths
Aimsha1982: the long skirts to cover them
Aimsha1982: to 'prevent men from unnatural unions with furniture'
Him: i'm pretty sure they invented tablecloths so when you spill shit on the table its easier to clean up
Aimsha1982: nope
Aimsha1982: not the long skirted kind
Aimsha1982: dude, I'm watching the history of sex
Him: where do you come up with this stuff?
Aimsha1982: and I've gotta say, I'm getting wicked horny
Him: those history channel producers are all smoking crack
Aimsha1982: who needs porn when you've got the history channel?
Aimsha1982: oooh, virgins who find after ravishment...that they ENJOY sex!
Aimsha1982: oh yeah, talk to me history channel!
Aimsha1982: talk to me!
Him: you sound all kinds of hot and bothered
Him: watch some baseball or something
Aimsha1982: it's been THIRTEEN FUCKING WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: visuallize margret thatcher nude on a cold day
Aimsha1982: 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: i don't wanna hear it
Aimsha1982: I may even be THAT hard up
Him: it's been awhile for me and i'm fine
Aimsha1982: I hate you
Him but maybe i'm just a sex camel
Aimsha1982: guys are so prudish
Him: i'm not prudish, i just take care of business
Him alot
Aimsha1982: it's not hard for you guys to go without at all
Him the hell its not
Aimsha1982: it's not
Him: our brains are wired to hump like stoned test bunnies
Aimsha1982: you are all prudes in wolves' clothing!
Him you must be high
Him: not literally
Him: figuratively
 
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(no subject)  
01:50am 01/04/2007
 
 
aimsha
Joe, I saw something in New York today that I really want and I REALLY need you to teach me how to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!   PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Benefits of Cox.  
03:44pm 27/03/2007
 
 
aimsha
While I don't love Nitro, this still kicks ass that this what what happens where I WORK!!!!!  Plus, I get to dress up!  Oh, it's going to happen....it's GOING to happen!  I'll post the picture when I get it  :)

 
Dress up like your favorite WWE Wrestler on Tuesday, April 10th
 
 
 
and let Johnny Nitro and Melina
judge your costume!
 
Judging will take place near the autograph table at 11:30am.
Contestants may also perform a “Wrestler impersonation” when they are introduced.
Prizes will be awarded to the 3 best costumes.
 
1st Place – WWE DVD Gift Bag
2nd Place – WWE Prize Pack
3rd Place – WWE Hat
 





mood: bouncy bouncy
 
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(no subject)  
12:59pm 21/03/2007
 
 
aimsha


The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.



But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:



* $8,896.66 a year,



* $741.38 a month, or

* $171.08 a week.

* That's a mere $24.24 a day!

* Just over a dollar an hour.




Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich."
Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140?

* Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

* Glimpses of God every day.

* Giggles under the covers every night.

* More love than your heart can hold.

* Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

* Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

* A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.

* A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites

* Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.




For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:



* finger-paint,

* carve pumpkins,

* play hide-and-seek,

* catch lightning bugs, and

* never stop believing in Santa Claus.




You have an excuse to:

* keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,

* watching Saturday morning cartoons,

* going to Disney movies, and

* wishing on stars.

* You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.





For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

* retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,

* taking the training wheels off a bike,

* removing a splinter,

* filling a wading pool,

* coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream or pizza regardless.





You get a front row seat to history, to witness the:

* first step,

* first word,

* first bra,

* first date, and

* first time behind the wheel.



You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.






In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits. So, one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!!



Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!!!!!!
 
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Wrestlers are rad  
07:20pm 20/03/2007
 
 
aimsha
Him i LOVE hotties, you know...
Me yes, that's why you love me the MOST
Me (because I'm the hottie-est)
Him i bet you are, miss hottieness
Me ahh!  I LOVE YOU
Me  lol
Me and to think I was going to swear off wrestlers...
Him wrestlers are rad
Me: not all of them!
Me But...I like you
Me: so...okay
mood: amused amused
 
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His Cheeseburger  
07:55pm 08/03/2007
 
 
aimsha

Yay!
 
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Why kids today are pansies.  
01:05pm 03/03/2007
 
 
aimsha
 I FULLY agree with this guy's post from Retrojunk.  The Original NES really kicks your ass.   And, to a slightly lesser degree, the atar (though I'll never play frogger any other way).  Now, It didn't turn me into a man....as I am not a man,  but it did make a good tomboy out of me.



The reason that kids today are pansies is because modern video games are too easy. Nintendo games kicked my @$$ and made me into a man. My kid  won't be able to get Playstation 17 until they beat a prescribed number of games from each preceding system.  Here are a few examples of Nintendo games thay my son will be forced to beat instead of doing homework, and why:

Punch-Out

What it taught me: When I got picked on I knew to punch the fat bully in his big mouth mid-sentence and then when his pants fall down I punch him where the sun don't shine. Repeatedly.

Castlevania II

What it taught me: Being afraid of the dark is for pansies. Stop hidng under the covers, collect Dracula's body parts to reassemble him and bring him back to life and then kill him again. Hardcore.

Double Dragon

What it taught me: When someone punches your girlfriend it is your duty to kill everyone in a 10 mile vicinity to defend her honor.

Blades of Steel

What it taught me: Hockey is awesome. Fighting during hockey is awesomer.

WWF WrestleMania

What it taught me: When your friend is in a fight you should go piledrive the other guy's friends in case they get tagged in.

Bad Dudes

What it taught me: Never let ninjas kidnap the President. Never.

Metal Gear

What it taught me: Real men smoke cigarettes. And use them to detect laser wire.

Tecmo Bowl

What it taught me: In the rare situation when you have to run away from pursuers, the proper way to do it is by zig zagging at 45 degree angles.


Skate or Die!

What it taught me: Skate ... or Die

Tetris

What it taught me: When you really need the Russians to come through they won't. Russians are not to be trusted.

This is only a partial list of course. But the basic idea is the real men only need 2 buttons.
mood: nostalgic nostalgic
 
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